Thursday, November 02, 2006

HCABRAZC EHT FO RETSAM

Good Morning Schoolmateys :) I am here to give y'all a little update and for you to get a chance to get schooled a bit, today's lecture is: A Day in the Life of a Czarbach. Well as many of you peeps know, Brianna and I are now married. Yes, I know, you are all extremely excited, please, please, hold your applause. We had a wonderful honeymoon down in the Rivera Maya. In case you are wondering, it was a great time, whoo, it was like 95 degrees err'day, believe that baby. Some of the activities we enjoyed were 4 wheeling (by far the coolest thing), we also enjoyed wandering through random places looking at pyramids, one of which Brianna thought would be fun to climb. Yikes! She's a wild one, I know, my mission in life now is to tame her like a lion that she is. By any means necessary, if I gots to use blow darts, I will. She'll be coming out of the bathroom one morning, and I'll be hanging above her and poosh, she's down for the count. Okay, that's enough of my plans if she gets too wild for me. Moving right along in today's lecture, we will now discuss how we went down to the Mayan Ruins. This place was pretty sweet. This place was like its own little world, with bananas growing off of trees like they were harvesting monkeys up in that piece. Everywhere you looked, there was either a banana, a stray dog, and children, everywhere. I just wanted to mention that pretty much the whole time we were walking through this place, I totally had the feeling of being in that movie Kujo, for those of you who have not seen that movie, it is about this killer dog who tries to kill mass amounts of people because it got rabes. So, everytime a dog passed me, I was totally checking out its mouth to see if there was foam dripping down the side of their cheeks. In between being scared for my life, I witnessed these people's insane love for Coca-Cola. This place had no stores, clinics, or recreation places, but best believe these people had Coca-Cola. We also enjoyed many activities such as mini-golf, giant chess games, International Rummy Championship, pool and swimming. Alright, class is dismissed for now my Students of the Czarbach.
Signed, hcabrazc shpotsirhc

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update! I like to hear about Mexico! Sounds like you had fun. I think the dart thing with Brianna sounds like a wonderful idea. She is a wild one. Good luck!!!

7:56 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I finally get some details about the honeymoon! Yay! Sounds like fun. And yeah good luck taming Brianna, I lived with her for 2 years so yeah I know how crrrazy she is. hehe Oh and we almost climbed Mt. Kilamanjaro (aka Diamond Head) in Hawaii but got lost haha. See you soon!

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Chris, you are such a funny one. Brianna is so much like her father,and my momma always told me you gotta watch out for those "quiet ones" well she was right. Now I'm passing on the advice to you. She may not be quiet, but she's alot like her dad therefor you gotta "watch out"...Maybe I should of warned you before the wedding....Just joking wit you.
I'm glad you guys had such a good time, now it's back to the grind stone. No matter how big the "grind" keep having fun, and dont forget to come over. I miss you both

9:58 AM  
Blogger Brianna said...

Heehee, oh Cal, you are a funny one. I didn't realize you were looking for foam coming out of the dog's mouths! yikes. There is no way you can "tame" me as you say. I will be watching you and I will catch the blow dart in my hand before it hits me! I love you my husband!

5:55 PM  

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